I'm Elliot. |
I am the sixteen year old from Stepps. To people who don't know me personally, that is a place near Glasgow in Scotland. I like to post rather personal things and some music related business. Nowadays, I seem to be just posting things about movies and TV shows. I listen to Jimmy Eat World, Brand New and Death Cab for Cutie, to name a few. I watch Dexter, The Walking Dead and The Office, to name another few. It would be cool if you followed me as I am prepared to follow you back and get to know your virtual self. I will always love you. P.S. Message me, if you wish. |
I like this a whole lot.
(Source: e-spad, via c0me-join-the-feast)
Bottle Topless Tuesday.
This is the real Romeo and Juliet.
I have been reading over my notes for this play today and I have realised something that I had not really given too much thought into before.
Romeo and Juliet was not set in the sixteenth century, no. In fact, it was written not so long ago and I, like many other people who have studied it, have been fooled. It was written in the year 2000 and it wasn’t about two ‘star-crossed lovers’ from divided families. It was actually written about two ‘lovers’ who met at the Cathouse Rock Club under 18s night.
Think about it.
Juliet is thirteen years old and Romeo is around seventeen years old. They fall in love instantly. They decide to get married after only sharing two kisses and only knowing each other for a day. It’s the perfect scene kid story.
But then her parents come along and say she has to marry Paris. Although, in reality, she doesn’t have to marry him. Paris just represents purity, studies and a good diet. Juliet is far too ‘hardcore’ for this and decides to marry Romeo. Obviously, it’s just over Facebook, but it still meant a lot to her and she ends up popping her cherry having relations with this Romeo bloke as they listen to Escape the Fate YouTube videos.
When her parents decide to take away her iPhone and computer though, she gets mad. So mad that she visits the Friar. Although, the Friar is actually just Chantelle (her friend who lives in her street and she can’t really be seen with, as she is attempting to impress her ‘emo’ friends) and she doesn’t give her a potion to make her seem dead, she just let’s her stay at her house, as her parents just don’t ‘get her’.
Meanwhile, Romeo’s pals are all getting mad wae it drunk and they pick a fight with some rough guy from Cambuslang. This guy batters Romeo’s pal, Mercutio. Romeo is so enraged that he bottles this guy and legs it. When on Facebook that night, he learns of this guy that he bottled, Tybalt, is being hospitalised. Worse though, it’s Juliet’s cousin!
Romeo then has to flee from the south-east parts of Glasgow, cause the polis cops are after him. He settles in rural Bathgate. Bathgate is too far from Juliet’s humble abode in rural Blantyre and she plans to run away.
However, Romeo does not know this and gets three trains, almost hauf an ‘oor thirty minutes, from Bathgate to Blantyre and when she is not home, he faints from the shock of her disappearance and exhaustion of the journey. Juliet sees Romeo lying on her driveway from Chantelle’s bedroom window and when she approaches him, she also faints. Probably stood up too fast or something. In the end, they got over it. Romeo ended up going to Abertay University to do some sort of Engineering course and Juliet bought chinos and a Vampire Weekend CD like the rest of them and became an ‘indie chick’.
The End.
RIP Adam ‘MCA’ Yauch
probably take this off later.
hi.
attempt. its shit. but here.
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“Chorus bit…”
(Source: aclockworkorange, via waitingandwasting)
Let the Right One In
One of the best films I’ve seen in a good while.
In case you haven’t heard, this infectious a cappella song from South Park’s Cash for Gold episode has become the hottest jam of 2012.
It started a few days ago when Redditor HashAssassin posted a POV video of a tractor ride with the song dubbed over it and declared, “South Park’s ‘Cash for Gold’ song magically enhances any video.”
This hypnotic clip of dog staring into the camera soon followed, as have others (this guy even did a cover), and now Mashable has taken notice of the phenomenon.
Where will it end? I don’t know. But I do know you’re now going to have that song stuck in your head all weekend. You’re welcome!
This is so very, very excellent. I could listen to it all day.
I like this movie a lot.
Movie: Dude, Where’s My Car?
Actor: Ashton Kutcher
Location: Mountasia Family Fun Center, Santa Clarita, CA
With: Steven Yunas
Photographer:
Banquet: Alive with the glory of Max.
defo one of the best instores we’ve done. now the race to Slam Dunk.
Managed to get The Walking Dead comic books on my Kindle! (Taken with instagram)
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